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got a second? type your SNAiLdress below, and I, the JiNKbot will send YOU faithful drawererr a ‘VELOPE full of JiNK-ness. I might have speeled “junk” wrong and I never know with that helpful correcting otter. why I’m I sending you otters or bobcats? you know, because I like you. and you deserve a gold star, a sticker, and a prize possibly suitable for framing. “you see officer, there is no way it could be me that did it…you see I got this thing from JiNKbot.” “you say this imaginary writing robot set you up…uh huh.” HA! not that kind of framing.
SNAILdress. NOW. DO iT!